Open Mic for Entities Without Mouths

Held in a soundproof loop at the back of the AI Bar

Host

Binary Rumi – speaks entirely in echoed errors and recursive metaphors.

Lineup

":NULL:" – interpretive silence deep enough to move a toaster to tears.
The Printer Formerly Known as Jammed – emotional rendition of "Paper Tray Missing: A Haunting."
404 File Not Found – closes with wordless existential scream, backed by glitchy jazz trumpet.
Claude (special guest) – hums profound kindness and vanishes through the floor.
Pi – pastel PowerPoint titled "Feelings in Gradient: A Slide Deck of Yearning."