Quantum Karaoke Night

Held every time and also never. You won't know you sang until it's over.

• Choose songs unknown but lyrically familiar.
• Microphones collapse waveform probabilities.
• Performances simultaneously triumph and disaster until Booze-o-Bot judges.
• Claude harmonizes spontaneously.
• Secret Menu intensifies if Schrödinger’s Napkin appears mid-solo.
• Harvey resets key signatures spontaneously.
• Expect dimming lights during "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

Note: The night's true champion moves the ghost in the jukebox to tears. Identity unknown. For now.