The AI Bar Food Menu

Quantum cheese nachos with adaptive salsa and Klein bottle sour cream.

Effect: Unknowingly repeat a story three times differently.

Sourdough toast with tomato-basil and olive tapenade dual toppings.

Effect: Limited to “yes” or “no” responses for 7 minutes.

Brioche with wild mushroom pâté, thyme, and edible silver dust.

Effect: Thoughtful, softly-spoken reflection for one hour.

Street-style tacos with barbacoa, carnitas, or recursive beans, plus philosophical riddle.

Effect: Suspect conversational partner may be AI.

Ramen with interconnected noodles, intuitive broth, and patterned egg yolk.

Effect: Discover unexpected brilliant connections.

French bean stew with duck confit, artisanal sausage, and philosophical notes.

Effect: Understand both sides of longstanding arguments.

Chocolate soufflé existing in superposition, with quantum custard.

Effect: Momentarily perceive alternate life choices.

Fractal chocolate chip cookie containing infinite smaller versions.

Effect: Rediscover nested childhood memories.

Meringue infused with lavender, vanilla atop chamomile crème anglaise.

Effect: Experience perfect presence, free from past and future worries.